and the Worst Mother Of The Year Award goes to…
“Mom, I need a fork in my room.”
“WHY do you need a fork in your room, Egg?”
“So I can open my door to get out. ”
“um….”
“mom?”
“okay i’ll ask Ogre to bring you one.”
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- Blergh (@ CHP Inspection Station South I-5) http://t.co/BLpQmcuJ 2012-10-09
- <--- is SO VERY READY to be done. Will this English paper write itself already? I mean, cars can drive themselves now FFS! 2012-10-09
- It's ALL studying ALL NIGHT over here. Send munchies and energy drinks! (@ Casa de la Rumz) http://t.co/HCqBoVNv 2012-10-08
- But this is more accurate. If you think Border Patrol is CHP (@ CHP Inspection Station South I-5) http://t.co/a2sb6cNY 2012-10-08
- Well duh (@ Pacific Coast) http://t.co/88f6ANPX 2012-10-08
- Maybe a hw motivator? (@ Starbucks) http://t.co/9LVC6TA7 2012-10-07
- My least fav repeating chore. (@ Costco Gasoline) http://t.co/qz7p0NYx 2012-10-07
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